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The Self-Proclaimed Critic of Brown Girls Everywhere
There’s a feeling every Indian girl knows a little too well … Read more
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13 DIY Fashion Staples for the Radical Feminist – Functional and Fabulous!
A radical ensemble for all you radical feminists. Read more
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Overbearing Woman Has Change of Heart After Enlightening Interaction in Facebook Comment Section
“A local Canberra woman is currently reconsidering using caps lock on the internet after a thoughtful man informed her she was being aggressive.” Read more
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White Man Acknowledges Privilege “May Have Played a Part” in Job Offer
“Since receiving his offer to paralegal for Clayton-Utz, Dustin Dobbs has acknowledged his inherent privilege may have played into the hiring decision. Dustin is a heterosexual cis-male whose dad plays squash with Alfred, the managing partner, on a Tuesday.” Read more
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In the Wild: A Thursday Night in Civic
“Crowding round the bar, bands of *bois’ bois* chug their $2.50 basics and periodically erupt in their mating call – ‘Yeah the boys!!’ – seeking solace in their established masculinity.” Read more
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Mental Illness Now Over Thanks to Petting Zoo
“It is a crisp October morning on the ANU campus, and after months of campaigning from student activists for better mental health services, our benevolent administration has decided to implement the catch-all cure for all of your ‘little moods’: a petting zoo.” Read more
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You Are Invited To Vote In The Spherical Earth Postal Survey
“To the regret of myself and many fellow Athenians, modern society has lately been deep in both squander and quandary. Shipwrecked travellers need housing, for example, and doctors are ever undersupplied in leeches. Yet when our leaders sacrifice 122 boatloads of goats, doves and virgins, it’s to pay not for the resolution of these issues,… Read more
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Plebiscite on Plebiscites
“We want this nation to be as democratic as possible. So tell us, Australia – which of these other postal plebiscites should we run?” Read more
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Inner-City Mum With Home Espresso Machine Not Content Taking Young People’s Housing Dreams, Now Taking Their Minimum Wage Barista Jobs Too
“Sarah Griff, notorious mum about town, is bored of making home ownership a living nightmare for an entire generation of Australians. Recent tip-offs reveal she has a new hobby inspiring her to namaste once again: making the morning brew at minimum wage for her very own endlessly-entitled peers.” Read more
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